If you're over 40 you really should rethink any decision that ends up with you wearing an article of clothing with the word "Juicy" on it. In particular, if you are, say, 60-something and wandering Valley River Center in Eugene wearing a t-shirt that reads, "No shoes, no shirt, no juicy," perhaps you need someone to explain just exactly what it is you are advertising.
Don't get me wrong, I'm fine wearing clothes that belong on sixteen-year-olds. I almost bought a purple Hello Kitty bathrobe today while shopping for a new bra (my old one has bark-o-mulch permanently embedded in the fabric). But there are certain phrases I believe adult women should not plaster across their chests or backsides. In addition to "Juicy" these include:
o Ask me about the twins
o Kiss me, I'm drunk
o B is for Bitch
o I've got Bieber Fever
o I'm with stupid. He's my son
Also avoid any t-shirt printed with a mock hard-bodied bikini-wearer on the front. You'd have to hold your stomach in all day and who can live up to that kind of pressure?
On the other hand, there are some "adult" t-shirts that are just as wrong. For example, I actually spotted a woman wearing a shirt that said "MILF." This is wrong on so many levels: First, the sentiment is obnoxious and sexist. Where are the "DILF" shirts? And why do young men think their desire to F someone is a compliment, considering there's almost no one and nothing that doesn't fit in that category? Second, what is the woman wearing the shirt trying to say? That she'd like to F herself? Because that's what the shirt implies. And third, the shirt looks like it says "MILE" from afar and it's disturbing to put on your reading glasses just to see how wrong you were.
And please, back away from anything advertising yourself as a "Cougar" even if you are proud to be one. In fact, just to be safe, don't buy any athletic wear from Puma.
I agree with your post. It's really annoying to see adult women wearing shirts and stuffs that do not fit at their age.
Posted by: Anne | August 28, 2010 at 09:19 PM
lol I totally agree. I'm sick of seeing women over 40 wearing printed t-shirts at all, especially in the work place. They just don't tend to look good after a certain age.
Posted by: CAPlastic Surgeon | September 01, 2010 at 07:15 AM
Everything about him was biggle, especially his feet. Never mind the fact that he's always been one of the youngest and smallest. Now he truly is biggle. My baby turned ten on Sunday. TEN. And he still amazes me daily.2-22
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